
The Rockville Zoo is the residence of Wawa (Chris), The Miller Missile (Lee), New Roomie (Dave), and Bongo (Bongo). Situated near the heart of Rockille, Maryland and half a mile from I-270, The Rockville Zoo is a perfect place to party. Features include: ample parking, beer on tap 24/7, plenty of couch seating, great tunes, and our very own jungle in the backyard (Bongo's natural habitat). Our Saturday Night series (occuring every other month) are best known for never-ending flip-cup, meatballs @ midnight, and the most random behavior around 3am. So make sure to come on by any of our events and see what the The Rockville Zoo can do for you.
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Past Events:
| Pajama Pass-Out Party Saturday, March 24th, 2007 Stats: Attendance: approx. 67 Kegs: 2.5 (0 remaining, only 30 packs!) Final Pass-out: 4:30am? Complaints: None! Damage: The carpet has seen better days. Revenues collected: $600 Dollars donated: $475 Highlight: Extra ball-handling with the introduction of the beer pong table |
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| New Years at Deep Creek December 29th - January 1st Stats: Attendance: 25 Kegs: 3 (1/2 remaining) Booze: Lots Fireworks: Of course Damage: Only psychological damage for the next tenants. See the guest book entry pictures for further details... PICTURES! Highlight: Way too many... |
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| One Fish, Zoo Fish Saturday, August 26th, 2006 Stats: Attendance: approx. 76 Kegs: 3 (1 remaining in kegerator) Final Pass-out: Anybody's guess Complaints: None! Damage: Spew throughout the upstairs bathroom Revenues collected: $981 Dollars donated: $600 Highlight: Zoo Juice was bit strong this time...and people got a
little "happy" on the coffee table. |
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| Roadtrip
to In-N-Out!! May 20-28, 2006. Adventurers: 6 Mechanical Problems: 3 Miles driven: about 5,700 Zoo family additions: Tumbleweed ![]() |
Link to the real-time blog
covering this insane adventure: http://rockvillezoo.blogspot.com ![]() Link to the photos and videos documenting this trip (Disclaimer: we wisely kept the camera away from the bars): <Link Removed Temporarily> |
| Heaven & Hell at the Rockville Petting Zoo Saturday, May 6th, 2006 Stats: Attendance: approx. 34 Kegs: 0.5 Final Pass-out: approximately 5:30am Complaints: None Damage: Bowie is psychologically scarred for life Test tube shots taken: 80 Highlight: Jesus hanging out in Hell because he liked the music |
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| The Zoo on Ice: The
Cystic Fibrosis Benefit Party Saturday, April 1st, 2006 Stats: Attendance: approx. 78 Kegs: 2.75 (3/4 keg remaining in kegerator) Final Pass-out: approximately 4:30am Complaints: Neighbor complaint Damage: Outdoor chair, Christmas lights, funny sign ripped off bathroom door Revenues collected: $760 Dollars donated: $440 Highlight: The introduction of our clear yet potent Zoo Juice, and
"Crazy John" blowing fireballs with grain alcohol in the
backyard...making it a fire and
ice party. |
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Fells Point Bar Hunt Saturday, March 18th, 2006 Details, Photos, and Results |
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| Back
to the 80s: A Rockville Zoo Production Saturday, December 17th, 2005 Stats: Attendance: 48+ Kegs: 2.5 (2/3 keg remaining in kegerator) Final Pass-out: approximately 6:00am Complaints: None Damage: Broken lamp in 2nd bedroom Sleepovers: 9 Highlight: The premier of the 4th bedroom: our sleep-it-off room under the stairs. It was fully utilized. |
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| Tricks & Treats:
A Half-Halloween
Party Saturday, October 22nd, 2005 Stats: Attendance: 75 Kegs: 2.5 (3/4 keg remaining in kegerator) Final Pass-out: approximately 5:15am Complaints: None Damage: Telephone off the wall Love Connections: 2 Highlight: The acquisition of a large tub of beer & wine brought by a bride's maid following a wedding. The remaining beer & wine was annexed by The Rockville Zoo. |
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| Temptation
Townhouse: A Party
In Paradise Saturday, August 27th, 2005 Stats: Attendance: 62 Kegs: 2 (1/20 keg remaining) Final Pass-out: approximately 4:30am Complaints: None Damage: Spew near the front door Love Connections: 2 Highlight: The introduction of the new Zoo improvement: a flip-cup table designed for our kitchen. |
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| Breakin' It In: The
Good Time
Kick-off Saturday, June 18th, 2005 Stats: Attedance: 53 Kegs: 2 (1/3 keg remaining) Final Pass-out: approximately 6:15am Complaints: One letter from condo association Damage: Rear sliding screen door Highlight: "Hawaii" belly-flopping onto the flip-cup table. |
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